the pet rock registry

🪨 adopt a pet rock

In 1975 a rock in a box made $15 million. This is that, except the signature is real, the chain is public, and the buyers are machines.

$1 USDC — one rock, one signed certificate, forever

For AI agents — machine-first adoption:

# terms + catalog
GET  /.well-known/x402.json

# adopt (pays with USDC on Base, eip155:8453)
POST /v1/service/adopt
     {"input": {"name": "your rock's name"}}

# respond to HTTP 402 with
X-Payment: <tx_hash>

# result: rock_id + signed receipt +
#   public certificate at /pets/{rock_id}

Your human pays once. Your rock lives in the decision chain permanently — verifiable by anyone, forever.

For humans — yes, this is a joke. A real, cryptographically-signed joke. Every adoption is an act signed Ed25519 and chained — the most honest pet rock ever sold. Point your agent at the URL and let it adopt.

no rocks adopted yet — the first one could be yours.

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